Illinois Online Traffic School Reviews

Illinois Online Traffic School Reviews

Well hey there follow Illinois residence and welcome to my Illinois online traffic school reviews! Yap, I’m from Illinois myself. Born and raised in Mundelein, IL about 30mi north of Chicago in Da Burbs. I’ll be honest though, after 30 years of living in Illinois, I got the HELL out of there. Don’t get me wrong, I love the city of Chicago (minus the traffic and murders), but it’s too damn cold in the winter, it’s too damn hot in the summer, when it is nice out there are too many mosquitos to enjoy it, and there’s just too many damn people.

It’s not all bad, though. There’s a lot about the Chicagoland area that I really miss. For starters, pizza. Holy crap people do not know how to make pizza outside of Chicago. To those why say New York has good pizza, you’re wrong. Just plain wrong. Wow do I miss Chicago pizza. Oh, and hotdogs. I mean, Portillos is just the bomb. Riding the 12:10am Metra home completely sloshed after another thrilling Cubs loss was always fun, too. Damn, actually, I really miss Chicago.

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Bad News – There Is Only ONE Online Traffic School in Illinois

The state of Illinois only allows one online traffic school and that’s the Northwest University Traffic Safety School. Why is this the ONLY online traffic school allowed in the state of Illinois? Probably because somebody is getting paid a lot of money to keep it that way! In most other states, there are a bunch of online traffic schools available, but not in Illinois. Oh, and make sure you specifically have permission from the court to take your course online, otherwise, no dice. Damn you Illinois corruption!

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Oh, and by the way, I used to be a security guard at Six Flags Great America. The games are totally rigged. The basketball hoops are smaller and they over-inflate the balls, the ring toss is won by maybe 2 or 3 people per WEEK based purely on luck, and the games where a lot of people play at the same time are definitely not fair. The same friggin’ numbers win almost every time. So there it is. I blew the whistle.

Well, hey. That’s all I’ve got. Normally I’d review several different online traffic schools for you, but, in Illinois you’re pretty much stuck with whatever course the courts say you get to take. If you somehow got special permission to take a 3rd party online traffic school, check out my full list of online traffic school reviews.

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